Top 6 Powerful Names in Epstein's Little Black Book

Here's to you, kids

Bill Gates says meetings with Jeffrey Epstein were 'a mistake'

I'll say it again: Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell are the only criminals ever to get convicted for trafficking kids to LITERALLY NO ONE.

Kevin Spacey?

Prince Andrew? Steve Bannon? David Blaine?

Although their names appeared in Epstein's little black book — and some in bright yellow highlight — these people are free as birds, flying around and having a good ol' laugh about their close calls.

How exactly is this allowed to happen?

Epstein's butler Alfredo Rodriguez risked his life to steal the black book — and, following the heroic actions he did more jail time than Epstein ever did. And, following that he received the Hugo Chavez treatment; he got cancer and died a very unnatural death six months later:

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Anywho, in honor of Epstein's butler here are six (and a half) names from the nearly two thousand names found in the black book:

1. Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin is a psychopath.

He was one of the first celebrities to get busted for being in Epstein's black book and has many criminal charges against him. Baldwin denies being a pedophile, though, and here is his belligerent response to Epstein.

There aren’t many rare things in this world. Double rainbows. Anal sex. Golden tickets in Wonka bars.

Here is another rare thing:

• a live round being brought to set

• the need for a blank round during the daytime and the studio not being against it.

• the person loading it not realizing a live round was going in

• aiming a gun at a crew member.

2. Bill Gates

Bill from Microsoft visited Epstein multiple times and flew on his private plane at least once, after knowing he was a convicted pedophile.

In fact, beginning in 2011, Gates met with Epstein at least three times at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion, at least once staying late into the night, once at a Ted Talk, and another at a World Economic Forum meeting, according to documents reviewed by The New York Times and Rolling Stone.

At Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan mansion in 2011, from left: James E. Staley, at the time a senior JPMorgan executive; former Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers; Mr. Epstein; Bill Gates, Microsoft’s co-founder; and Boris Nikolic, who was the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation’s science adviser.

Maybe Bill Gates is innocent in the pedophilia aspect of this, which I doubt. Still, he nevertheless partnered with a pedophile who Cindy McCain, the wife of former senator John McCain, stated “we all knew what he [Epstein] was doing,” and added that authorities were “afraid” to apprehend him.

3. Bill & Hillary Clinton

Prince Andrew's ex-girlfriend claims Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein were “like brothers.”

Comrades. Homies. You name it.

Epstein went to the Clinton White House 17 times — and, in a story way stranger than that, Epstein had an oil painting of Bill Clinton in Hillary's dress — lounging on a chair in the Oval Office — hanging up in his Manhattan townhouse. Nightmares. Nightmares forever:

This is a good conversation starter.

In a 2006 court filing—Epstein’s first arrest—Palm Beach police noted that a search of Epstein’s home uncovered two hidden cameras. “Jane Doe No. 3,” believed to be outspoken Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre, alleged that Epstein wired his mansion with hidden cameras, secretly recording orgies involving his powerful friends and underage girls.

The ultimate purpose: blackmail, according to court papers.

The upshot is this: some of these powerful men were blackmailed by Epstein, others were real friends—maybe “brothers.” All are pedophiles.

4. Donald Trump

Jeffrey Epstein had 14 phone numbers connected to Trump in his contacts.

I mean, goddamn.

Who has 14 different phone numbers?

In 2002 Trump described Epstein as a "terrific guy," adding "he is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life."

You really can't make this shit up when it comes to Trump.

The man is a living, breathing meme.

Though, I will say, the corruption Trump is involved in is salacious and good headline bait, but it doesn't compare to the war crimes the Bush family and Clintons have committed. None of this, however, excuses Trump — only that the corporate media takes low-hanging fruit and pays less attention to militarism and imperialism. Trump is still guilty here.

5. David Blaine & David Copperfield

I went to ELON Twitter to ask why two of the world’s most famous magicians are in the black book.

First answer: “Are you saying these fuckers don’t look like pedophiles to you?”

Second answer: "Magicians make bargains with a specific demon to aid them in their spectacles, Dynamo is one of them too, a literal manlet who wandered into the woods for a week and came back a Magician. The contract goes along the lines of the demon being in servitude to the magician during his mortal life in exchange for eternal servitude post-death. The satanic circle is quite small."

Not sure what to make of any of that — any thoughts?

6. Prince Andrew

If you have any respect left for the royal family God help you.

Prince Andrew, Duke of York has several pictures partying with Epstein and was seen walking with him in Central Park a few years before Epstein's suicide.

When one of his accusers, Virginia Giuffre, said Prince Andrew had sex with her when she was 17 and “sweated profusely” during it, his excuse was "I don't sweat."

So… what about the sex with a minor part?

Andrew, hello?

Andrew also said, "I went to see him [Epstein] only to say I can't be seen with him." I wonder if the cops will buy that excuse when I see my weed dealer.

I wonder who lies more? Pinocchio or this guy?

Final Thought

So, so, so many names.

So, so, so many pedophiles:

We didn’t even get to the former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak, Naomi Cambell, Prince Andrew, Woody Allen (surprised?), Kevin Spacey (surprised, again?), Joan Rivers, Steve Bannon, Henry Kissinger, Chris Tucker, Elie Wiesel (yes, that Elie Wiesel), and even Malcolm freaking Gladwell.

I know the Epstein case is dizzying. It feels like that one meme of Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

That said it doesn’t matter if any of the names in this book go to prison. They won’t. However, they all deserve their time in court to answer, under oath, why they were connected with the greatest criminal of the 21st century.

Is that too much to ask for?